clarification
it’s been almost two years, and I still miss working that show. (0)

fourth aside
“Control to PMO.” “Go for PMO.” “What magic did you just work down there, PMO?” (0)

third aside
“What the fuck do you mean did I bone a camel? I’ve never fucking seen a camel in my life!” “Look, T-Bone, all I’m saying is that it’s snowing in April. I don’t know what you got up to, but don’t do it again.” “I. Didn’t. Fuck. A Camel.” (0)

another aside
“You sir, are cruising for a defenestration.” “What does that even mean?” “I will push you out the window.” “Oh. In that case, I’ll be on the field from now on. Far away from windows.” (0)

sample asides
“Corbett to Control.” “Go for Control.” “I found a newt.” “Like, a salamander newt newt?” “That’s affirmative.” “I, uh… wow.” (0)