- today in the office: @queigh and I argue over who has a bigger crush on @beatonna #
- hilariously, said @beatonna crush requires both of us to switch teams. #
- "babies just make good constipation faces." — @queigh #
- "that baby looks like it's going to fuck you up… he's seriously unimpressed." — @balbano #
- previous quotes brought to you by @queigh having to image search for "constipated face" as part of joke research.
I'm happy to not know why. #
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